Occupation: Firefighter/paramedic for the 66th busiest department in the nation. That's just a number. I really can't figure out if it's impressive or not.
Turn Offs: Volunteers and "heroes." Stop wearing your FD hat in the bar, loser. Roadies who are too hip to say hello to anyone riding a bike that costs less than a used car. Solicitors and proselytizers.
Hobbies: Shootin' stuff. I have three more guns to buy and I'll have what the authorities would call an "arsenal". So...seven. Still not enough for the zombie apocalypse. Video games, including 12-hour Jägerbomb-fueled Halo marathons. Bicycle commuting - share the road, folks. Currently experiencing a book-reading renaissance. Camping, fishing, hiking, kayaking, taking pictures of very small, angry spiders.
Guilty Pleasures: Fire. Note to self - while on the fireground, try not to look so happy that something is burning. Oh yeah, and any movie with zombies, pirates, or freakin' ninjas in it.
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